Jennifer Aniston

Surriously. Jennifer Aniston's body is smokin' hott on the GQ cover. A-mazing. I have to say, hats off for that tight toned figure. I really need to know what she is not eating and what she is doing in the gym. It is not fair. But anywho, moving on I just wanted to start my first blog posting with my declaration as a proud member of Team Aniston. I just think she's so much better than Angelina Jolie. I think she is beautiful and not all harsh and doesn't appear as though she may have been bred on another planet and then dropped on earth to steal men away from their wives.. ahem. Why doesn't Angelina Jolie smile? is it because she is exhausted from adopting five thousand kids and promoting the public image of Saint Angelina to erase the whole man-stealing episode??? Or drinking blood or making out with your brother or humping Billy Bob Thorton and then TELLING people you just humped BBT? A bit of a series of episodes, eh AJ? Anyways, I think Aniston would be a blast to like, go to the beach with and smoke cigs and pound margaritas and talk shit about crazy celebrities. And let's be honest. Jen likes to get high. She is high during at least 90% of her interviews. And i get it. those interviews are brutal. Like, so Jen, doesn't it suck that you were married to Brad Pitt the hottest man on earth and then he like, tooootally left you for that amazing hot saint? glug glug glug... s'all good, slurs Aniston. I say pass the corkscrew Jen, lemme roll a joint for ya and we will talk about the hot sex you are having with John Mayer (i heard a rumor he rocks in the bedroom) and you will convince me that he is not a douche and then i will wait until you've finished the bottle before i ask if it is okay for me to give Vince a call.