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Reese "I say y'all" Witherspoon/Anne Hathway blows... discuss.

Okay so my first post was a luvs post. I think, good, good positive way to start the mama ali blog. But now it is time for a rant. Anne Fug Face Hathaway. That B has fooled everyone into thinking she is soooo awesome. And guess what, she isn't. First of all, she can wear all the designer clothes in the world, have the best make-up artist and get that hair glossed, blown out, straightened and rolled till the cows come home and i'm still going to say, no thanks. I feel like she is basically a fug girl who did everything besides plastic surgery (i won't bring up those lips) to get prettified and the media bought it hook line and sinker. well not me Anne. not me. And, i don't think she is funny. There, I said it. She has the ability to pause the appropriate amount of time after a director creates a funny situation or sit back and let Steve Carrell deliver the comedy but puh-lease. Anne Hathaway is not funny. We all know Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep carried Devil Wears Prada. She is like a less funny version of Reese Witherspoon. And that is saying a lot, because as people know, that Reese can get on my last nerve with her interviews constantly starting out with her demurring her small town background. Um, Reese, hey there you, hi! guess what. you are not from a small town, Nashville is one of the biggest cities in Tennessee, not a one stop light town you keep describing. Also, we need to talk about how "everyone knows everyone and they ask about my mama and i bring them peach preserves..." i'm going to call bullshit. I'm sure you did know everyone and everyone knew you... at the COUNTRY CLUB. Because you, my dear, Ms. Witherspoon (who's ancestor signed the effing declaration of independence), you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, ha get it... spoon witherspoon? whatever the girl was rich as shit growing up. And, that is fine, I wouldn't judge someone for growing up wealthy any more so than i would judge someone who grew up poor. I judge for so many other reasons! I just don't like when people try to manipulate their past or who they really are to promote some sort of image that i am supposed to buy to ultimately serve their personal/professional agenda. All that said, I actually like Reese just fine. I mean, I pretty much cut out five pictures of her every time I go to the hair salon. No joke, Reese grew her hair out and got bangs, i did the same. Reese got a bob, I got a bob. She has amazing hair a smokin' figure and HATS OFF regarding the whole sex with Jake Gyllenhaal thing. I am jealous!!! sigh. Also, I thought she was pretty funny in Four Christmases. Back to what I originally was talking about... what I'm saying is, Anne Hathaway is horse-faced and I have never warmed to her. ever. I am less inclined to see a movie if she is in it. In fact sometimes I will want to see a movie and not go simply because I don't want to stare at a screen with her on it for two hours. I think she would not be fun to hang out with and I don't trust her. What the F was the deal with her ex-boyfriend anyways? And did you ever see them in interviews, they were annoying. As for Reese, I actually think Reese is probably nice. I don't know about a barrel of laughs but I think she is genuine (despite the whole "i'm a country girl" schtick/lie). So there you have it. And in closing... Kate Hudson is funnier than both of them but is probably just as bitchy as horse-face... did you hear the rumors about kate bullying AH on the set of bride wars??? amazing.